Mince Pie Revisionist. Hypocrisy, Cognitive Dissonance and Flaked Almonds

Right then cuntz,

Check this fucker out:

:kissing_heart:

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2019 thread is tangling with pie consciousness.

The ghosts of disappointments-past…

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Still not had one yet.

Limbering up for next week

Necrothread … ARISE!

Let the games commence.

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Sadly…

Love that tremendously low effort green screen from Sainsburys. Lots of 2021 Zoom call nostalgia.

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I’m out tonight on the quench, so shall rip them open on my return and critique at midnight.

Expect clag if unwarmed

The Witching hour

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They will be consumed straight from the packet with no adornments.

I don’t trust myself applying any kind of heat in my predicted state of jollyness.

Even Emma has pre-empted the situation by staying at her maw’s tonight.

The less than hounourable Guild of Worshipful Plumbers and Flange Fettlers beckons.

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It’s a conundrum. Personally I need something spicy or at least savoury after an evening on the lash. Even discounting the fact that IT’S STILL FUCKING SUMMER it feels wrong & dirty.

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You shameless ginger loon. It is fucking September. Have a fucking kebab when you are tottering home.

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Literally the only thing you are doing right is ignoring the box saying that a serving is one pie.

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This most definitely depends on your views about what constitutes a pie. Sainsbury’s shitfuckery in September does not constitute a pie in my view. Abomination yes, pie no.

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Yes, this is just the sort of thing

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Undisputed.

Unfortunately they technically are. Filling is entirely enclosed with pastry, there is no lattice top, no icing and no mashed potato so they would meet any standardised definition even if the quality is sub-bobbins.

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Absolutely-Disgusting

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One may smile, and smile, and be a villain

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Quite.

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