Or prawn balls…
It’s clear Sainsbury’s like to troll the nation, the clagg quota the withholding of dusting (backfired this is a +) but the subtle inclusion of a ‘modeled ribbed tickler’ moniker is a master stroke.
I want to be livid, apoplectic, full Tonto!!! But I’m left in Awe.
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Your mum wasn’t so disappointed.
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Thread seems to be shaping up nicely, anyways.
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The Best they say? I’ll be the fucking judge of that.
Arise! Ye non conformists and let us eat our fill.
Behold the dusting.
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Just need to smash a few more things and ramp up a little .
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Is it even possible to drink so much that they’d become a desirable snack afterwards? Hats off to you, sir. I’d be comatose.
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Are you on the gear or something? Mince pie trolling isn’t big or clever.
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Perverting two of lifes delicacies in this way is beyond Haram. The interbreeding creates nothing but a
A fatwa on Morrisons.
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Am diagnosing hallucinations due to CO poisoning as the only reason someone would secide to buy them. I suggest @A_Touch_of_Cloth gets a proper Corgi gas fitter in to check his boiler.
I don’t think they drive these any more
I believe they now have to escape, Houdini-like, from one of these instead
https://x.com/foodgov/status/1841890743650287940
I suspect the giveaway would be that they taste better than normal.
Twats 
Kill them with heavy metal
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Straight to the cockpunching thread with this hellscape of inane wretchedness! 
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