Mince Pie Revisionist. Hypocrisy, Cognitive Dissonance and Flaked Almonds

This is the way :ok_hand:

Sadly, I don’t think we have enough left from last year to satisfy our own needs plus sundry friends, workmates etc who will generally keep on eating if we keep on supplying :rage:

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Can’t really taste them after my coffee and bagels

The latice pattern is perfect for fishnet stockings but has zero place on a pie (Which is ironically now rendered a tart).

Fuck you: Finest.

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Tescunts “Finest” is “Finest” in the sense of when the slow kid in class puts all of his best efforts into finger-painting a portrait of the art teacher using his own shit as paint…

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Good shout @Mrs_Maureen_OPinion. I’ll bring sole of these with me when I’m with family over Christmas!

Not going to build any because they’ve got a Cake in build. :sunglasses:

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The Booths’ Viennese topped mince pies dont disappoint, brandy soaked fruit as well. Very nice indeed.

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Booths is great when you don’t want to mix with the hoi polloi at Waitrose :joy:

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There’s a reason dogs homes are full of mongrels - Endearing initially but ultimately lacking character and breeding. Stronzello is walking / hoofing evidence of this.

I note you’ve captured him for your own Viennese ends ! I’d recognize that hygieneless thumbnail anywhere. Send him back if you must but punch him squarely up and down for this betrayal.

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Greggs - still the best!

Are they vegan? :thinking:

Stay away fool

Yeah.

I’m not saying they’re better than home-made. Probably going to have to go out for a box now.

I have a box of tessys that I couldn’t refuse for politeness reasons but I’d be surprised if they are still boxed come Jan 2nd . Hoping for at least 6 visitors or 2 gluttons

One will do

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I fckin love that film!

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It’s started, first batch on the go for tomorrow


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This / next year’s batch: 6 lbs of loveliness just out of the oven. It’s smelling fab as it cools down, brandy and calvados next :yum:

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That looks immense

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Out of their bunk and pleased with the look and nose twitch


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