Fuckin RIGHTEOUS! 
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The thread needed direction
Stay positive
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The truth though, is in the scoffffff
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My dream is to taste the @husky981
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Les très amigos will spin their guns, the morrow
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To be fair, while not a patch on what you and The Husk are flashing-about, Sam and I are onto a second batch of these -
For a lazy cunt like me they’re a godsend because they are actually nice:
- Hardly any Devil’s Dandruff on top
- Genuinely nice pastry that actually tastes of authentic brown-butter
- Not too sweet
- Filling that really does actually taste of brandy
- Some spice, could do with more, but at least it’s there
- Proper fucking lids - no lidwank
Actually been years since I last had better (mainstream-)shop bought 
By the time you got there and back, they are ready .
But yep
Shop in a shop like a Common Person?! 
It takes a lot of effort to be this lazy
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Sorry I didn’t realise
BREATHTAKINGLY lazy!
If I didn’t have to eat/drink/piss/shit regularly I’d probably congeal… 
New batch. Shorter than Stronzi’s pet chihuahua.
Some will be at the pie off tomorrow.
It’s really a butter delivery system.
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They look tremendous
They’re quite compact.
I need trays with slightly deeper wells if not quite muffin deep.
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This tasting will be special
The Guypie Vs The Johnpie - Not sure I’m going to get much sleep tonight
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But the next level is to do home made mincemeat as you have. The scope for tang & a nice underlying alcohol flavour is immense.
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With proper suet, of course
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And 2 boxes for 6 quid.
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If Matt attempts to liquidise them, give him a clip round the ear from me.
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