Early breakfast
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How foolish, chocolate eggs do not contain part of your five a day.
Shit, I forgot to add mince pies, hot cross buns and iced bakewells to the shopping that arrives today
I’m feeling pessimistic about availability of anything other than recycled cardboard post 31/10.
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^^^This^^
Furthermore, brandy cream isn’t in the shops until December and only the biggest cat-flange has a mince pie without drowning it in brandy cream.
Afraid I feel obligated to point out that brandy cream is as enjoyable as a putrid laddle of pond water
It really has to be clotted cream due to its neutral palate
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Brandy cream = monkey spunk 
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Now listen here, and listen good fucko…
Your views on trifles are still on record and have resulted on you being on a watch-list.
There is no place for commestible seasonal conformism. No sirree… get thee in the sea.
Reported.
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obliged?
comestible
Came on word check so went with it
I won’t play by the rules
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You’re clearly delusional, both in your brandy cream opinions and your use of the word “laddle”, which isn’t one.
Sainsbury’s premium backfires
So sweet they would offend a sugar cube. More of a shortbread than pastry mildly improved with heating through in the oven. Cornish clotted not brandy flavoured nonsense. 6/10
Transitionalists please note you are suffering from the peer pressure of dead people.
Sainsbury’s cheapo mince pies are very good.
The work lunch van today had mince pie flavoured yoghurt on board. I have taken one for the team and purchased one for experimental purposes - will report back in due course…
Mince pie with Greek yogurt is delicious so why not?
Is it organic?
Without societal norms and conventions we’re the Trump administration. Pie nihilists just wanting to watch the world burn.
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