@Wayward’s new tagline?
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Annual pie thread nihilist maybe…
You just typed that on Audio Abattoir.
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I didn’t think words like that would ever come out of your mouth.
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Mince pie yoghurt update.
It was bloody minging. 
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Karma. It is fecking October, not Xmas. Have a Halloween treat and ignore the 3 month festive misery until December instead.
Palestine 
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Small marketing company:
(Long snort)…How can we shift more yogurt? ahhh, lets use some blue sky thinking.
(Long snort) …Lets bung in some flavorings in to make it like, I dunno, a mince pie.Ahhh
Audrey, Audry are you fucking there? Invoice the client 25K give them the usual ten focus group bullshit, tell them to put a snowflake or holy on the packaging, oh and Audrey make it 30K and where is the coke man, fucks sake!
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See porridge thread.
No, don’t.
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Too late 
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Yum, shit covered scab.
I’m sure several on here have banged worse
That can get in the sea
and those too.
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Both appear to be the kind of thing Heston would endorse
Fuck you Heston.
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