I mean. JUST FUCKING LOOK AT IT!
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And now Iāve zoomed inā¦ what the fucking fuck lies on top???
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Thatās the idea, you cut the hot top off insert and then squish
They were not made with the cream in, duh
Itās all single lane roads in the west country, just so they can get away with this kind of depravity.
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There isnāt enough mince then. 
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A few almonds, the pastry has a ratio of almond powder,
3 of the 12 with , the rest regular gentlemen
Choose life
Splitting raisins
I did say there was rogue in the mix
Iām wringing my hands, Iām conforming, Iām crying, LOOK AT ME NOW!
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Haha , keep ringing the bell
Almond in the pastry is deeply suspicious and likely to lead to dusting. It is a slippery slope to pastry depravity.
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Just had one of these, and have to say it was the best supermarket mince pie i have had to date. V nice 
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Subtle is the game
Crazy paving the top of a mince pie with flaked almonds is subtle?
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It is a mince pie not a bakewell tart you galloping goon.
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Somebody is asking to be tricksied to the foot of the stairs for offences against mince pics.
Feckinā almondsā¦whatever next? Brazil nuts?
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Almonds or not (I tried them with and without) both versions of Johnās pie were exceptionally good. The cream should really be kept outside though.
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Get out of here nutter
Iāll accept the debatable, just a private preference shared
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