And you should know, right? 
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I stand for Pate
Iâm waiting for the 28 day latent, cream/nut alergic reaction.
What started as mild confusion over saying one thing but doing anotherâŚ
Turns into thisâŚ
It may turn out to be the smiting of the Pie Gods. But one thing is for sure. Youâll go down with disapproval ringing in your ears. You all will have brought it on yourselves.
Fuck. Iâve turned into Glen Hoddle. 
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That pate thing can get in the sea.
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Decent photo of shipbroker that second one. I didnât realise he was into nude hiking. He has put on a load of weight hasnât he?
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Every solid that goes down your gullet is pate. The inefficient chewing thing is what I canât abide - Deeply inferior method. Thatâs why God invented Magimix.
In the interests of being a pedantic cunt and channeling my inner @Kevin Iâd like to point out that a pate is the crown of the head while pâtĂŠ is the forcemeat delicacy you get through animal cruelty.
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Information break over - get back to the smiting lads 
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Schooled, but I prefer it my way.
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Impressive pate, Frank.
Frank was a big PâtÊ boi
I would see a doctor about that if I were you!
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Yes, we know youâre a pervert. 
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And a lot of it ends up in the sea (at least if South-West Water have anything to do with it).
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I saw this:
âŚand my heart sank.
Twenty-fucking-five posts - no doubt most of them filled with all the Rongs of the World.
And yep, there it is:
And again:
Oh yeah, letâs go Full R*****:
Such thought crimes should be fittingly punished: branding with your own red-hot spud-masher so the world can look upon your deviancy with suitable amounts of unbridled disdainâŚ
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Do you believe in evolution?
If so - Magimix.
To reference a cultural touch point that you are probably familiar with, Alain is not an aspirational figure
The smaller characters featured symbolize much of the reaction to shop pies felt here - The king of the jungle is all about the PâtÊ
Maybe pâtÊ is all that those supermarket pies are good for? The pastry is inedible in its raw state and the often overly sweet, contrived alcohol flavoured interiors can be diluted a bit with the cream.
Personally, I wouldnât come to possessing these kinds of pie but if someone is given them & doesnât have a herd of pigs to feed them to, then pâtĂŠ or flushing them down the toilet may be the only answer.
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