Mince Pie Revisionist. Hypocrisy, Cognitive Dissonance and Flaked Almonds

Might be cool to move your Ex’s out of the fridge before Mrs. Stepmotheratomicbomb clocks them. Wives tend to get miffed about that kind of thing.

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We still look after her ex mil , it’s cool

Can’t quite decide if keeping the ex Mother In Law in the fridge, is worse than lifting the lid of a pie and topping it up with cream.

There’s all sorts of other gags possible here, but in the interests of taste and setting a good example, coz mod reasons, I’ll leave them…

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I am making my own mince pies - scratch build. Pastry cooling in fridge.

Action pictures to follow.

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There’s no pleasing these cunts lol

Also, talking about dunking biscuits above, had anyone dunked a mince pie?

I’m feeling the urge coming on.

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Hot Pâté by the back door - Like it.

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Oooh!_

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This is precisely how I imagine you :ok_hand:

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Quite right

Quickly realised taking pictures with sticky hands isn’t practical.

First batch done. Christ they’re good.

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The smell of baking pies on Christmas eve is wonderful!

May I ask, what tribe do these pie’s hail from? What does their scarification signify?

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New batch cooling. 12 deep & 4 skinny. Different filling not tasted yet.

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Is this pâté oozing or just clotted cream?

Pâté, pâté everywhere.

Meanwhile, the skirts ruffle and the trifle bulges… we have shown, I see nothing but moonshout from the garden , the flick of history is a dusting mess

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Tropical medievil maiden - is a strong look and yet another thing the SE can’t handle. It hurts their little heads.

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Fresh batch of pies and a *wee sherry

*definition is variable, might not be the first one :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Save some for Santa ya greedy bastard :grinning:

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