Mince Pie Revisionist. Hypocrisy, Cognitive Dissonance and Flaked Almonds

Actually past their sell by date !!! I’m conflicted A) furious B) deeply proud of her - in fairness she did put up with me screaming at the screen since Dec 1st.

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Hahahahahaha

6 Boxes of Mr Kipling’s tooth rotters.

Hahahahahaha

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Haha the perfect punishment for the myriad pâté crimes.

Karma just called in her chip. :grinning:

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Are you not giving the pate at home, the stack is all and only now you listen and it’s just about 2025. The box needs it too
I feel blessed I only have one box of these but then I have no friends or neighbours close

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Fire up the Kenwood. Add pies & a litre of double cream.
Blend and put into tubs.
Job done

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Substitute Baileys for cream and go full deviant.

Then resign.

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Have you been on the Dark Web again?

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It’s where I get my best ideas.

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Baileys , the sink ship has arrived. But just too late

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Hopefully there’ll be less of this sort of perversion in 2025

Get to fuck with this sort of debauchery.

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Perfect filling for HCBs

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Hope is an elusive whore.

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Corrected.

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:smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

True love.

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Beautiful. I’ve got tears of joy…:smiling_face_with_tear:

Catapult them at the neighbours windows. :+1:

Oh joy, 6 boxes of pig food alah Clarkson.

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….bought some shit cream from Londis - Pâté-a-GoGo… I’ll freeze it - pitty packages are all but labeled - chewists and crunchy bois I have you covered

It keeps the Lopwell fire burning, repent non believers

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