Mince Pies... The Many Unhappy Returns of the Clag Police

I typed out Pavlovian and put money on some dong replying with something Pavlova related.

This forum is completely deterministic.

Also thought I’d type this out.

And this.

And this.

And this.

[/stewart lee]

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How much did you make? Shit odds?

It seems not enough to cheer him up when his deliberate stimulus resulted in a Pavlovian response :wink:.

And this.

(And this)

I have only met you once but i am fairly sure you are less grumpy in person

Paid actor.

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I have the worst offenders on permanent ‘ignore’. There is no ‘half-witticism’ too painfully predictable, too ear-poppingly unfunny, too cramp-inducingly cringeworthy that certain repeat offenders won’t just have to fucking type it down.

Some of them happily ignore that one or two of their brethren have already shat it out upthread and just go for it yet again

I liked this forum Much better when it was just self-congratulatorily, gratuitously spiteful.

Far too many Nice people infesting it nowadays…

Beatings_1651426005549

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Funny how you’re ok with that kind of abomination. :skull:

Child of the 60’s. Survived far worse things
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Needs a cube of Pek tinned ham on the end

Love me some cheese’n’pineapple - Pavlovian drool mode engaged.

I’m all up for progress, one of my bones of contention is the arrogance of calling it a ‘mince pie’. Do something actually new, don’t ride on the coat tails of a classic. It’s this kind of twisty piggy-back liggery that lacks ‘taste’ and is an affront to what is ultimately a classic. I feel the same way about any cunt trying to sing an Aretha Franklyn / Marvin Gaye song for example. I don’t even need to hear it - It’s a fail. Find your own voice.

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Singing a classic song badly=Spar mince pie.
Adding icing is the equivalent of this.
https://youtu.be/zD3swlmflHI

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You met someone else.

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that is brilliant.

Who knew that Rachel Riley could sing (sort of)

Fuck! I’m a bit in love…:heart_eyes::star_struck::heart_eyes::star_struck::heart_eyes::star_struck::heart_eyes:

Read them and weep…

Puff base and crumble top, made by my Mrs.

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The motivation for such pies is identical to this

Getting close to the end of the rope - If this guy fails (He never fails)

Japanman will deploy this lot
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Tadpoles with sticks

Mmmmmm…

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