Southern Water will ensure it’s far worse
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In fucking tears, here.
Do people (or lemons) go boating on ponds? I don’t think so.
From an online review
Put simply, these are not mince pies. Rated as a mince pie, it’s terrible. Rated as just a kind of spiced pie/tart then it’s ok at best.
I am incredibly disappointed with these, £3.00 for just four pies is fairly expensive and I was expecting something special. These smack of someone trying to be clever and basically creating a something without truly understanding what it should taste of.
1/20 – Awful.
Overall Score – 16/50
Well, this is a shocker and the disappointment of the evening. I was hugely looking forward to these and just feel like I’ve had £3.00 robbed.
In my opinion, avoid like the plague.
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Listen mate, if I choose to catch the plague I will & no woke, lefty traditional mince pie lover’s gonna stop me.
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Maybe the reindeer in a ww2 bomber coat is code for the great escape film.
Though the 3 carrots that look like darts have more of a Jim bowen feel.
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Yes, ok at best. Dry, oversweet, stupidly crunchy and too lemony. Not a mince pie.
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Oooh unlucky, you could have won a sleigh.
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Is that Reindeer smoking a cigar or are my eyes failing me?
Don’t won’t to nit pick, but how the fuck can a reindeer hoof hold a glass of wine.
Bet the creul advertising bastards velcroed it on the bugger.
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Why a shirt & tie? and how?
It’s a Christmas stick on tache.
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Hint of Sussex pond, or more grand Union canal?
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Thanks. That makes sense (I think). Nothing says Xmas like a stick on 'tache obviously.
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The base is some kinda chewy brahn shit. 
Southern Water were consulted for authenticity then.
Yes, sun dried silt. 
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Aaaand we appear to be back at Grit Disappointment yet again…
Has anyone else seen Heston Bloomingheck in the Waitrose TV ad? I honestly thought it was Harry Hill 
Why is there a raw lemon in that pudding? Is it to punish anyone who failed to smash their teeth on obsolete coinage hidden in xmas puds by hate-filled sadists?
Also, wider question: can we club-together for some kind of ambulance-chasing lawyer to sue Heston Blumenthal for breaches of various selling regulations, false representation, moral outrage, offence, insulted intelligences, gross moral turpitude, &c?
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