I’m sorry, but you have just fatally undermined any argument you have against paté. You cannot claim to be on the side of purity while simultaneously espousing the sort of crossover thinking that brought us the chicken tikka lasagne and the Rover Streetwise.
1 Like
If we don’t act now, all pies will soon be sprayed in a tasteless pate the likes of Kipling will call pastry. What use will our pate forks be then, eh?
1 Like
Soylent paté
3 Likes
What, you mean ranting and raving on here isn’t enough?
1 Like
No, it is the beginning of a movement, a drive for the authentic. Soon the Real Pastry Party will have flags hanging from Downing street to Durham - There will be terrible acrobats, pastry dowsing and really offensive music to torment all onlookers. At the prescribed time, and only then - Spiced Glue hoofing and mayhem will ensue.
Just wait until the HXB brigade see what they can do to roundabouts.
A movement towards paté and lid lifting? 
Actual Lids, Actual Pastry, Crafted by artisans who don’t clear off fish fiddling or like the people of Pluckley in Kent, (reputedly the most haunted village in Britain), start believing in all kinds of delusions - Kentites (Fuckin weirdos).
2 Likes
How deliciously naughty … just think of the new flavours you could introduce 
I’m guessing @Ruprecht already has some pate-orientated faves to share?
The man from Kent is referring to an errant experiment conducted by a Liverpudlian - It was a bridge too far, best not to speak of it.
Said person ended up in crown court over this. The judge said he must leave the country within 5 years.
The case,unlike his mince pie,is done and dusted
1 Like
Disgusting filth!!!
.
.
.
.
.
(Any idea who sells it?)
1 Like
Sweetcorn kernels ?
1 Like
Why a man would eat the ‘devils teeth’ is beyond comprehension
Ian dury b side
That’s stuck in my head now
Bits get stuck in my teeth sometimes.
1 Like
Maize munchers, Mushroom eaters, Pineapplists
Have you tried adult food yet?
You seem to be into geriatric food…
1 Like
The wisdom of the ages - Evolve or join reform.
The mince pie thread is traditionally a place to be a fully activated cunt. Some opinions expressed here do not tally with the author and are made for cunts sake only
2 Likes