Is that taken warm?
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Room temp - No mixer
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Fixed that for you <\cunt>
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Is this the Xmas version of ‘The Biscuit Game’?
Asking for a friend.
Just rattling cages …
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Dirty Mnky.
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Oh …I’ve just googled that …
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Oh Cum All Ye Faithful
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I hate the Sun so can quite understand if you don’t want to click on this group test.
Result was that the most expensive (Waitrose, £3 for 6) were their favourites
Terrible people. 
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Who knows what happens when the lids are lifted at the Peninsula Mince Pie Bunga-Bunga parties…
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I think you’re secretly envious of finding a warmed pie whose cavity has been filled with Devonshire clotted cream. Surrender to it. You know you want to.
This is master-tier trolling. Don’t even try to replicate it unless you’re a grand druid.
The sun and shit pies are left effortlessly to confuse and enrage.
Look at this post — know that the Peninsula will survive Armageddon.
The good people of Kent and the flatlands will never understand that the shit end of the stick (along with claggy mouthfeel) is permanently theirs.
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I think you’ll find the Kentish lead the way here.
As always, innit:
Once again, Kent wins the Internet. 
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It’s a fucking shambles. All manner of deviancy. To be expected of course but still shocking at first hand. You wonder about the parents.
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