The mince appears to be red. What new hell is this?
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Always 
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The above is like looking straight into the gates of Hell itself.
The pastry is fucking plastic, I actually coughed whilst masticating, loud enough for my wife to enter the room wondering whether I had gone back on the toot.
The mouthfeel was like hoofing Cremola Foam followed by a Vim chaser.
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Not for me.
1/10.
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Infused
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We need to keep a record of these shop boughts with a key metric being calories per pie. This Sainsburys effort weighs in at 216 Cals. (mostly sugar) Let’s see how the others shape up.
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Dimensions below. No great shakes, seems standard circumference.
The weight… unsure.
Blueberry equivalent… worrying.
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I’m getting a really strong Shake ‘n’ Vac aftertaste from this second pie.
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and yet
Glutton for punishment
or maybe just glutton 
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It was for measurement purposes. I forgot to measure and weigh the primary pie.
Measure twice, eat once.
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Typo alert.
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M&S Anussy Disappointarts - 56g average weight of which 20.9g is sugars = 218 KCal each
Had a delivery from Morrisons tonight, but I’m frankly too depressed by Ocado/M&S’s Discs of Dismay to have risked further misery…
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Poetry — a real review at last. Reviews used to mean something; they were often scathing, punishing, or just plain cutting. The point was that they offered opinion and insight. AA has no advertisers to appease, no backhanders to skew the truth — I say, the bitchier the better.
At the end of the season, the best comments will be compiled against each shop and sent to The Sun to show them how it’s done — and secure an AA paid center page spread for next year.
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I’ll just leave this here.
One of the local bottle shops also has a coffee hatch and stocks them at the weekends until Christmas.
I shall be partaking.
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If they aren’t good, we really are damned.
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. . . for when the revolution comes 
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Unless they’ve inexplicably decided to change the recipe I can confirm that they’re very good.
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