Tough love is real love.
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Judge seems nice.
Would have liked more info on the quality of the pies
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Itās still too early.
You terrible cunts.
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RONG!
KREKT!
Still merrily huffing hot cross buns here. Late or early is something Aristotle is pondering.
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Iām appalled by every word. The sampling, the samples. Everything.
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I can tell just by sight those morrissons ones look iffy
Iāll be homing in on the Aldi and Lidl ones when the time comes
Please be aware of the date.
Still too early.
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Ooh, the poacher turned gamekeeper mood is strong!
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It isnāt as simple as just eating pies. The mood, intent and timing are critical. Get them wrong and the full experience is missed by a country mile.
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The cunt sampled a pie with icing on the top - Mini pies - and topless harridans.
VOID VOID VOID.
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Kipling, Mr will be spinning reading this.
A pie IS for Christmas.
Not for Hallowāeen. Certainly not for Guy Faukesā night.
Didnāt catch what you postedā¦ but liked anyway 
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Sir, you have marketing stuck in your eye. Clarity lost to conformity. My commiserations.
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Fucking ICED mince pies?!?!?! Death is too good for such people - sugar is satan on mince pies, but a thick CRUST of sugar?
Pure. Undiluted. Evil.
Whoever came up with that clearly has actively-fulfilled psychopathic traits.
And the reviewer is a semi-literate cretin who canāt review a mince pie to save his worthless life.
I am not angry.
I AM Anger.
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