I forgot I’ve still got those four Greggs pies festering nicely in the van.
Once it stops pissing down I’ll nip out and retrieve them. I put them under the seat to protect them from the dog. Fuck knows what state they’ll be in.
Hopefully Greggs make a robust pie.
You fucker!!
Vegan friendly. That was a warning sign right there.
They certainly have the colour of a vegan. I’m sure they weren’t that pale on Saturday.
Use them as insoles 
What’s the deal?
Why do 90% of the shop bought pies look as if they’ve never seen the inside of an oven?
Deep frying is the only way now.
Will make another batch in a few days. I’m a bit rusty and haven’t made these since I was a small boy in my great nanna’s kitchen, so I can see room for improvement.
How about a blowtorch? 
Home made mincemeat?
Might as well try it on one of them!
Yup.
I’m impressed
Righteous!
They’re in. 180 degrees, ten mins.
See what gives.
The will to live?
Won’t be enough. The high asbestos content of their pastry prevents it.
Still as anaemic as fuck. Smell quite nice but will take an age to cool down.
Shall I put them in for a bit longer to try and brown them up a smidge?
Your chances of getting into heaven?
No diary content - This is ABUSE! Self harm albino pies…Probably catch on with Goths.
Get a pastry brush and paint the tops in vinegar,will brown them up within 5 to 10 minutes
