I aim to displease.
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A commercial pie with promise, although the filling looks a little dry. Assuming it wasnât?
Are they deep fried? That pastry looks amazing.
This is the question, Butter frying would be nice.
Might have to deep fry a Greggsâ pie tonight, for testing.
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Not at all dry.
TBH Iâm not much of a mince pie person, this was done more in the name of science. However, I scoffed it, so I believe theyâre doing something right.
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With my pro chefs hat on,they look blowtorched
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Closest thing to convincing me that mince pies might be worth eating.
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When youâve done your utmost to prevent icing being applied to Bakewells & they put it on mince pies. FFS
Mr Kipling should dragged from his luxury offices, sprayed with fish offal & left for the seagulls to deal with, the cvnt.
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Mince and cinnamon pie.
Heston Kipling
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And those lattice topped fuckers. There isnât a hole deep enough.
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Just noticed itâs plum,pear and cinnamon.
What an utter bastard.
Anyone have Kiplings address?
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Itâs a smorgasbord of hell in a shell
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The word alone makes me want to scream and maim. Itâs up there with pronounced sibilant âtissueâ as a trebuchet ticket to the red mist.
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Cuntâs prolly in fukn Mustique!
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In his evil upturned pie dish-shaped lair.
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Ernst Stavro Kipfeld. 
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