Moar investment advice (not) needed

See if you can get some monster truck rally tickets thrown in.

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At least settle for an evening at the mid ranch. (In the same town as my parents)

Left-handed is she ?

VB

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Funny you should say that. This is her ‘detailing’ their truck

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She reckons she’s amphibious

Breathes through her ears ?

VB

Swims with both arms?

Well, if not, she can hold her breath for what seems an eternity…

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She uses her flaps :thinking:

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What a coincidence, he’s the agent on the sale :flushed:

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I hear a bloke called trump I’d going to try and sell.off some prime property in Washington soon

Too dear?

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Dear dear ?

Can you send me the brochure?
I feel like a taste.

No brochure, it’s all insider - hush, hush stuff.

Sorry

Having read this, your land deal seems a safer long term bet than current stock markets.