Is that the Itoje / Rashford debacle?
Worafuckingknob!
I swear they keep him in the cabinet in a desperate attempt to make the others look competent.
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Itās not a debacle, itās racism. The only way you get those two guys confused is if youāre racist.
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Please gentlemen, this is one of our beloved leaders valued cohorts you are berating. Tolerance and respect if you please.
Rotting, unpicked, undelivered tomatoes available in a town near you, for the chucking of.
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Scientists have discovered a new level of cunt, at a depth never plumbed before.
RNLI expected to be busy.
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I guess the next step will be to order the RAF to strafe the boats
I hope Patel doesnāt read the RAF_Luton twitter feedā¦
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British drownings for British waters 
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Is that a whole Ā£54m?
She really dumb as a sack of spuds.
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In the meantime the Frenchā¦
They forgot the educational requirement āMust have attended fee-paying school, lack of job experience a bonusā
Cromwell was a cunt.
Knew how to throw a party though.
This is true.
Maybe, but heās not wrong.
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Not for the Irish he didnāt
Confuzed. Did he really have a perfectly round head?