....more armchair politics (Part 2)

Does one pronounce this in a poncy francophone manner to rhyme with barrage, or in a South London way to rhyme with gawidge, innit bruv?

Has to be the former surely

Please excuse me Mater - one must pop upstairs for an awkward Farage

1 Like

Yebbut the latter would be way more,annoying to anyone unfortunate enough to bear such a risible monicker.

Kwasi & Dorries on C4 :joy: :rofl: With Vince Cable and Ann Widdecombe

2 Likes

Grauniad Cryptic is an election special. 25a made me smile

3 Likes

Last post.

Twit

4 Likes

Fuuuuuuck!

4 Likes

This topic was automatically closed after 3 hours. New replies are no longer allowed.

Some disappointed looking faces in leafy conservative Surrey on the commute this morning. I’m enjoying their pain. :smiling_imp:

10 Likes

Yes, must be annoying for them to have Hunt survive.

1 Like

Taking a deep breath …

Swivel eyed Tory nonsense that I’m not sorry to see the back of:

  • Rwanda
  • National Service
  • Binning ULEZ, LTNs etc.

Stuff that Labour have mentioned that I expect them to implement post-haste

  • Renationalise the railways. I believe that there is already a timetable for this as private contracts expire
  • Covid corruption enquiry. Far too many people have got away with it thus far due to political protection
  • Fix water / sewage. Hopefully incorporating prosecutions for, at the very least, negligence

Also hand-waving about Brexit and green energy, but I’m not holding my breath about those.

I’ve probably forgotten something really important, and I’m sure plenty of people will be along shortly to tell me how deluded and naĆÆve I am, but a boy can dream.

4 Likes

Employment law and renter’s rights. Those are not exactly insignificant things; furthermore these must be at the forefront of repairing this broken nation.

2 Likes

Is there a list of 10-15 metrics that could be recorded today that would give a snapshot of where the country is now & that could be compared with where the country gets to come the next election.

ie

Population
GDP
National Debt
Deficit as a % of GDP
Inflation rate
Interest rates
Unemployment Rate
Productivity

What others might be useful & readily established?

Foodbank users

5 Likes

Only one of these is a limited cost undertaking and I’m willing to bet it’s the one you care about the least. I really hope that there is a shopping list of legislation tweaks for the first 100 days that can start to achieve things at limited costs; taking a big hammer to planning objection processes (vital with 71 Lib dem and 4 green NIMBY MPs now cluttering up the Commons) and other similar things can convey a sense of progress before the (literally) taxing business of working out how to pay for stuff begins.

1 Like

Have to say I’m slightly dreading what might happen with taxes.

Apparently, this list includes;

  • Diplomatic push at Nato and EPC meeting
  • Planning reform blitz
  • Push for private investment
  • Lifting ban on onshore wind
  • Sue Gray has ā€œ20 billsā€ for King’s Speech
  • Employment rights bill
  • Investment summit
  • Bring back Michael Gove’s renters’ bill
  • GB energy bill to secure private investment quickly
  • Crime and policing bill, border security bill
  • Ban conversion therapy
  • Bring back Rishi Sunak’s smoking ban
  • Reform the Mental Health Act
  • Law requiring an OBR assessment w/ every fiscal event
  • Law to bring rail franchises into public ownership when contracts end

Some of that looks like fluff but there is some meat in there too.

Earliest date for a budget is apparently the wonderfully auspicious 11th September.

2 Likes

Upcoming Tory leadership contest…
ā€¦ā€œa group of bald men fighting over a combā€
:rofl:

5 Likes