Just a minor snag
Et tu Brute ?
Fixt
Ah sausage punsā¦every oneās a wienerā¦
Porc-uality⦠Must try harder, innitā¦
I blame that bloke from lincs, to be frank.
donāt you mean sage?
Prick with a fork ?
Sorry Terry, just treat it as a minor snag.
So-see-son: we already did that oneā¦
That was the whole point. Fish puns seem to be infinitely repeatable unlike yer sausage pun.
That notion seems a bit mis-plaicedā¦
Fuck you !
FUCK YOU ALL !!!
STOP THE BOATS !
By the way, the nurses that saved Johnson were immigrants innit?
And they donāt reside in the UK any longer?
Pity they hadnāt left earlier. I would have applauded that.
A bit rich coming from the Cš¤¬t that gave us the āHostile Atmosphereāā¦
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Bye, propper flounce that. No doubt magic grandpa will welcome her.
So, tell me, what the fuck do you want from an M.P. ?
Labour have mishandled the deep-frozen grannies thing really, really badly, but then itās also been relentlessly and wantonly misrepresented by the media, unions and politicians of every stripe. Not helped by people like her playing to the gallery.
Starmerās acceptance of gifts is meaningless until and unless he fails to declare them in the register of interests, which I believe he has 12 months from the date of receipt to do. So again, an empty media feeding-frenzy.
Labour appear so amateur / out of their depth that it is genuinely worrying. I really didnāt expect this level of derp. They mustnāt blow this (wafer thin) chance to shine.