....more armchair politics (Part 2)

This is sensational - I wish we had more of this type of stuff.

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That is, indeed, beautifully written.

Best quote: ‘Troubled Claire’s Accessories manager, Liz Truss’.

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There are so many classics.

Wetherspoons’ ad men are taking note.

Henry Morris wrote as the Secret Tory for a long while & also wrote many very funny ‘Letter from London’ missives as the fictional correspondent of the Papua New Guinea Courier. He has a great talent.

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Ah right now it makes sense - I didn’t join the dots. His Papua New Guinea Courier correspondent stuff is outstanding. :+1:

I am now wondering how I had never heard of him.

Shame on me.

Will steal your fish supper.

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‘Your Party’ - became a hellstew of hate before it even got started. Probably doomed.

‘Reform’ - founded as a hellstew of hate. Possibly the next government.

If I ever grow up, this might make sense to me.

For now, I’m just full of what the fuck.

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This is where I’m at now.

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I’d be tempted to vote for those guys. They have focus.

And a clear plan.

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‘Your Party’ took all the most infighty, unrealistic, delusional, and just plain fucking nuts parts of Labour and put them in a sack.

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They are all deluded enough to think that the electorate voted for them personally, whereas the voters put a cross next to Labour, or Gaza, or to be honest Not Tory.
They will probably all lose their deposit at the next election and hopefully fuck off for good.

Corbyn is the obvious exception to all of the above and will carry on being a thorn in the side of the Labour leadership forever. Let’s face it he manged to be a thorn in the side of the Labour leadership when he was the leader!

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Found a video featuring a party I did not know about:

My favourite was this:

“For two years, he paces the Howden’s lino of his Kidsgrove Barratt new build, the cagey seagull plotting his next sortie for poorly guarded fries.”

Beautifully written.

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Perfect :+1:.

Very true. The Muslim pro Gaza brigade are extremely socially conservative unlike the trendy lefty social democrat types that magic grandpa attracts.

A strange(ish) place to post this but it does appear to be one of the first major artists to backlash against what is going on in the US and the rest iof the world. If you can’t stand improv you may not like this one much but if you get to about midway the spoken word starts which holds his views. Interested what people make of this one

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He’s always been one of those fellas that the more I know the more I love

It really is whack-a-mole for Farage.
As soon as Reform weasel their way round the utterings of one racist cunt, another one pops up.