More shit that doesn't merit its own thread (septic tank overflow alert)

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2228

I assume this is what you really mean.

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2229

Sussed :grin:

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2230
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2231

Pervert.

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2232

Butter first, then jam then clotted cream. Don’t they teach anything in school these days?

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2233

I prefer jam then butter with clotted cream last

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2234

Quite.

Any other order is plain heresy

2235

Without the butter. Scones don’t need axle grease; clotted cream provides sufficient lubricity.

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2236

My first meeting with the in-laws-to-be. In Wheathampstead. My wife (also to be) thought neutral territory would be wisest, just in case we needed to beat a hasty retreat. We didn’t.

VB

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No, salted butter is essential to the experience.

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2238

Scones require leaving until stale, subsequent crumbling and then scattering for the pigeons to eat. Devon and Cornwall should be ashamed, squabbling over such things.

Cream first? Nope.
Jam first? Nope.
Bin first.

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2239

You are a very sick man. Get help, and quickly.

Fruit ones are excellent. Cheese ones are even better (not with jam and cream obvs).

VB

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2240

Cream teas? Fuck off. Give me cake, not some bready twat with an identity crisis.

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2241

Only if you put cream first

2242

Just left the pub there only 15 minutes ago

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2243

No.

Baked cheddar (the most likely source) is an abomination in any context.

2244

Begone with your hair shirt and silly hat

VB

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2245

You can’t put jam straight to the scone and using cream first would leave the jam on top which couldn’t be allowed to happen in any right thinking environment. Butter first it must be. Not negotiable unfortunately.

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2246

Clearly you’re not using enough clotted cream! Butter just makes them greasy.

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2247

So I like greasy scones.

and Jam

and cream - clotted variety

Shoot me :wink: