More shit that doesn't merit its own thread (septic tank overflow alert)

Fucking reported as against our community guidelines.

And the like you received from me is bogus as I clicked it mid coniption by mistake instead of report button.

I remember it well. I still drank, a lot, then. I spent the afternoon and evening in a pub in Rye Lane, Peckham getting very pished.

Hahaha, yerrrrssss.

Lambs ‘professionally slaughtered’ in spate of farm attacks

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My kind of Ted talk

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My Dairy by Tommy Robinson aged 36 and 3/4

Day 4

It’s a apsolute joke in hear. I’m still realing from been convicted ov jurnalism!

Last night was was apsolutely horrendus, dirty Barry had beans for lunch and the cell smelt like a sewer. His arse kept me up all night.

The screws have got it in for me two. Am put in solitary confidement 2 to 3 times a day when I need the toilet and am forced to have rice krispies for brekfast cos they don’t do ricicles which I like cos they are sweat.

Theres this muslim who don’t like me either. He’s darker than the usual suspects but he’s def a mussie cos he wears a weird black dress type thing wiv a white collar an he keeps asking how I am but dead menacing.

Am gonna start on me book soon ‘My Struggel’ as soon as I’ve finished Crash Bandicoot on the shitty Playstation 1. It’s like a prison in hear!

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Very common attitude with software, see this book

If 1 woman can make a baby in 9 months then 9 women can make a baby in …

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Fuck this country living shit.

Farmer Palmer decides to cut his grass at 10.25pm. Bumpkins.

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Looks like csi have rumbled you

Ha Ha, hay fever next, wait till till pigs, sheep and cattle arrive.

I love it out in the sticks.

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Sooooo, you decided to move next to a farm, and now the farmer is doing farmy things, in advance of forecasted bad weather, and? :rofl:

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Think yourself lucky. I woke up on Saturday morning and looked out of the bedroom window to see 9 cows and a bull in the garden. I wasn’t too bothered about them being there, it was their ‘deposits’ I objected to.

Still, at least the weeds will get fertilised. :roll_eyes:

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This is awesome…

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Shame you weren’t underneath it - you deserve a pat on the back :grin:

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