More shit that doesn't merit its own thread (septic tank overflow alert)

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Populated purely by close relatives I’d say

Claire is making dinner today, and likes things that are ultra easy, so it’s a pre stuffed roast in the bag chicken & aunt bessies roasties etc.

She’s just cut the bag open to get it to brown and literally pissed herself laughing at what she found:

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Whatever it is, it isn’t a chicken :joy:

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Time to rename your daughters Sage and Onion?

After yesterday’s moods, are you sure she’s not trying to poison you ?

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She’s fine today. I think it was a time of the month thing. She’s bloody 50 though, surely the menopause should have soerted all that crap by now?

Just you wait. When that kicks in you’ll be dreaming of those once a month moods

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If you think mood swings and hot flushes were bad then, you’re in for a rude awakening with menopause :rofl::hot_face::cold_face::imp:

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This, really fucking seriously this

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Narelle finally got through all that. But she’s still a moody fucker :pleading_face:

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I am so grateful / lucky; I didn’t get any grief at all from the boss during the menopause, totally plain sailing.

Some of my mates relay horror stories, frightening changes in their other halves.

My mum was like Jekyll and Hyde. Some days it was easier to stay in my room out of the way

Well, I have to say, this all sounds fucking fabulous, can’t wait.

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I’m being a tad disingenuous. Narelle is as good as gold really. It’s more the depression than hormonal.
In some ways it’s more difficult to deal with. But, I cope and she feels better. C’est la vie.

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That’s living with you mate and that record collection of yours :laughing:

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Bless. Still under the apprehension that people care what you think :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Misapprehension more like, but 6/10 for effort.

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