
Burning calories: pig starts farm fire by excreting pedometer
Seventy-five square metres of farm near Leeds set alight after copper in pedometer battery reacted with dung and dry hay
I just had to run home after @Jim did a fart that sounded like Daffy Duck on speed.
I believe half of that sentence
It’s more plausible if you know that home is about 8 metres from the cafe.
Still not convinced
If ever there was something to get a non-runner to run, an explosion from Jim would be high up the list. Possibly at the top.
But did it make you laugh, before you legged it ?
Yeah, I have perfected my technique for laughing without breathing
Seventy-five square metres of farm near Leeds set alight after copper in pedometer battery reacted with dung and dry hay
Excreta thermo.
Well that should finally be the end of that
A US appeals court rules the rock band did not steal the opening riff in Stairway To Heaven.
How could it resist, suasages and bacon on an outside bbq
Nell had run off during the earlier rescue of her owner in a remote part of the Scottish Highlands.
Nice to see a happy ending.
The sentence finalises a dramatic fall from grace for one of Hollywood's most powerful figures.
GOOD! That’s the end for him.
Cunt.
Hopefully there can be a few more years tacked on to that when he faces the next case. Utter bastard.
That’s the end for him.
Well I guess he’ll appeal. But in the meantime he’ll be banged up.
VB
Unsealed court documents have revealed quite a bit of his nasty vindictive side.
And a pretty damning note to him from his brother.
“U deserve a lifetime achievement award for the sheer savagery and immorality and inhumanness, for the acts u have perpetrated. Oh I forgot. They were all consensual. Then what are u in rehab for? Sex addiction. Don’t think so. You wouldn’t have harassment, assault and rape charges u have now received, from 82 women for active consensual sex.”
Hopefully with the additional charges to come he will die in prison, the cunt.
Hope in some way justice helps his many victims to find some kind of closure.