More shit that doesn't merit its own thread (septic tank overflow alert)

I asked the doc to do that when FoL was born. Me and her mum are no longer together.
(Thank fuck)

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Jabba before the new Turkish barbers opened?

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Narwhals . . .

Unicorns of the sea . . .

Fuckin’ narwhals, eh?

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Proof that if there is a god, the fucker spends a fair bit of his time baked off his tits…

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Imagine the carnage if My Herpes was involved…

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Nah, all the parcels would have been nicked at the depot, so just an empty van to shift :+1:

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Incase you’re a Peter wyngarde fan

https://www.the-saleroom.com/en-gb/auction-catalogues/east-bristol-auctions/catalogue-id-sreas10388

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Wow! There’s something there for everyone on the AA. Curious as to what lot #16 was used to advertise

Would love the mirror

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Neck scarf and smoking gown for me :+1:

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It is now over a month since I did a big shop. No desire to go to Lerwick to be rationed to 2 or 3 items of any product, so been using our *local shop to delay the need to seek the disappointment of going to Tesco.

*probably got more stock than Tesco anyway…

Pasta, rice and tinned goods

Bog rolls AND Paracetamol

Flour and sugar

Sweets and biscuits

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Bread and cakes

and that’s just what is on display, this is one of the stores at the back of the shop

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Nearly forgot, drink!

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I get the impression that the community is close enough that stuff would be shared out anyway, if there was a shortfall.

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Yes, they wouldn’t see anyone go short.

One of the guys that helped move the organ yesterday told me he will definitely keep me stocked with eggs all summer. No charge.

I’ll certainly get free lamb and mutton later in the year and as much fresh salmon as I can eat. Mackerel too, in season.

I think one of my neighbours will be killing some pigs in the near future, I’ll definitely buy half of one for the freezer, once they are butchered.

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Just asking for a visit from this lot:

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