One for this thread instead?
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1980s dinner party with an ex’s sister and bil, interrupted during the main course by their pantless toddler wielding his plastic potty, excitedly shrieking “SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE!”.
The brute must have comprised ~20% of the lad’s entire body mass, or he ate the Tardis (Turdis)… Woulda Hi5’d him, but I knew where his hands had been…
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Slack appears to be stuffed.
That’s a bit of a “down tools, off to the pub” situation now.
Although less pub.
You should keep this post to share with the first boyfriend she brings home 
Hopefully they will meet at some point, maybe not until she’s 18
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You’ve porked up a bit there Terry.
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Lockdown lard.
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I reckon we should pretend to the young folk that before the internet personal computers were supplied with the porn actually sitting on top.
VB
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where are they?
I pretended that the world was in black & white with my kids before colour telly
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You’re the university academic - you tell me 
!
VB
I miss actually waiting for a scanned jpg to download over ftp and render. The anticipation of it was part of the fun. 
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The first computer porn I ever saw was at uni in the early 1980’s. Someone (I believe someone technical over at Research Machines) had managed to scan in a standing nude image from one of the top shelf mags and then convert it to light and dark represented by ASCII characters. You could print it out on wide fan-fold paper if you could be sure no-one in authority would turn up while you were doing it. She was perhaps 3ft tall and looked surprisingly convincing from across the room. Adds a whole new meaning to ‘50 shades of grey’.
VB
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Everyone else in my house is on a video call.
I assume this quote has nothing to do with the previous subject 
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