I think all you do is pull them up the right leg gusset facing inward instead of the left leg.
Personally, I hadnāt thought that deeply about it 
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Do they double up as a tennis ball thrower for your dog?
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Theyāre the logical conclusion for the well-(un)dressed Toon Army member (private ?) at St Jamesā Park in January though. Can you get them in black and white stripes ?
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Better that than thinking about a gas barbecue -both abominations
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It would need altering to allow fixing to the knee these days.
Boasting or complaining Bob? 
Complaining, Iām way past this:
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I wouldnāt have recognised you. Your GF has that look on her face that says sheās only just found out youāre wearing her pants.
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Iām in IKEA waiting for a spare part. Iām third in the queue for spares, but there may be many more returns ahead of me. I have no idea. The spare part can be bought for three quid, but then itāll take a week to arrive. I guess Iāll stick around until Iāve read the internetā¦
Like this?
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Have you taken to assembling Ikea furniture as a career now? Does it pay well?
Put an Ikea overall on and dismantle the display one to get your part
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Iād like to say that it paid in matrimonial credits, but I appear to be substantially overdrawn right nowā¦
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A well scrubbed up Stronzetto greets the arrival of his new mail order Sumatran bride on the quayside at Plymouth
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His new Mrs seems to be sporting an appendageā¦
I think that is Plymouth.
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That statue is going to be in up the arse corner in Viz for the next decade or soā¦
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