Needs a spoiler/wing
Needs a fucking car crusher.
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It’s already spoiled. 
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I feel this belongs here…
Ex military hummer pickup. So much want, shame it’s so spendy to import mahoosive cars
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Perfect for the new career. 
If you actually want it on deck shipping is not too bad.
All the magic in one 
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Have you bought a horsebox? Is dobbin inside?
Don’t, just fucking don’t.
Seriously, the people who sell horses are the amongst biggest cunts on the planet.
We’ve arranged to go and view 8 now, and every time we check with them before we leave to travel not inconsiderable distances, we get, “Oh, sorry, it’s already sold/I’ve changed my mind I’m keeping it/ no, you can’t have a vet check it over(!) “ and, once, and I shit you not, “It’s died, sorry.”
Not fucking well once has any of the cunts bothered to tell us before we checked to make sure that our pre-arranged appointment to see the fucking nag is now unnecessary, which with kids at school/college and Claire at work requires a bit of logistical jiggery pokerey to nail down.
It was really funny the first time, but ffs, how hard is it to text or DM? Cunts.
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CUNTS!
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You aren’t the sort of person they want to sell to. You need to rename your kids Jemima and Tafetta and arrive in a Range Rover
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Jaysus wept ! I love a Volvo coupe. But, How Much ??
OK, I have no issue with 450K for a Phantom, but a 23K Volvo ? Shit. A. Brick.
FTFY
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Granted. But would you ?
Me? No. The thing is, when was the last time you saw one full stop, let alone a minty fresh RHD one? I suspect they won’t get full asking price but twenty grand is probably doable.
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Oh yes.