Still honest to god one of the ugliest cars ever made.
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I fucking love these. Was so close to getting one before I found Alison! 
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WHAT A THING
Yes, itās a Noddy car. A road legal Noddy car.
The seller enthuses;
Thank you for looking, here i have my Road Legal Noddy car for sale, great little car that is a head turner and puts smiles on peoples faces. I just used it for fun, but maybe you can make a Business from it, Hire out, Proms, Weddings, anything really.
The car is a Reliant kitten 1977
Obviously, fifteen grand isā¦ quite toppyā¦ but what price true class, eh?
Itās for sale HERE if you want to become the coolest motherfucker on the road.
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Youād have to wear the costume to go with it, of course
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Theyāre a paradox - egregiously ugly on the outside, yet if you like to actually be able to see OUT of a car, the visibility from within is immaculate, comfy ride too, so ideal for someone with no self-awareness to go on driving holidays in. Wonder if any escaped the scrappie?
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There is an Owners Club on Insta-face or Book-gram.
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I remember them getting rave reviews from the car mags at the time. Think my dad briefly considered one but couldnāt bring himself to do itā¦
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None of that version on autotrader.
However in passing I spotted this
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202504271768101
for those times when you want muscle car looks powered by either a strimmer or a hairdryer.
baffled why theyād make it smaller than the already-smol AC Cobblers - itās only fat old fucks that buy this stuff
Also spotted this which someone needs to buy immediately for comedy value.
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Thereās one of those in Hathersage. Looks nice, though Iāve never seen it moving.
We need to do a Sweeney remake with theseā¦
Wouldnāt go fast enough to knock over cardboard boxes.
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Danny DeVito as Jack Regan and Tom Cruise as George Carter 
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TC still too tall - heād get stuck leaping out of the car
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I see no downside to this 
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Or we could choose Meatmen instead. Who would make the best Regan?
Anyhoo; plenty of choice here:
If one likes the style! 
Given neither of their base cars have been manufactured for years, thereās rather a scarcity of choice if anything. Shame, the little roadster was cute.
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Thereās still hope:
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