Motoring horrors aka Edd wants

Hopefully the final nail in stellantis’s coffin.

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Let it be so :ok_hand:

Not so much one horror as an entire auction of them*;





Happy bidding

*Fairness requires me to say there are some nice things in the auction but almost everything is a non runner so even then, shittery awaits.

I like the Clio Ute! I could use that to pick up some water at the moment…:sweat_smile:

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Renault 4, great little jam jar :+1:

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In the basement at the BMW cylinder building there’s a MINI concept I helped to design and build which is along the same lines as that Renault Deck Up (which has been very nicely done).

I’d agree but this one was converted to an EV in the seventies and has the range and performance of a fat, asthmatic child.

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OIC :nauseated_face:

Nice to see the local poacher has upgraded his stretched Volvo to a Bentley.

But has kept the accessories and the gothic vibe going.

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He has forgotten to do the wing mirror upgrade!

I imagine it’ll be an ongoing project. I’ll have to show it to my BiL who was actually head of special projects at Bentley at about the time this was made. I bet he’ll wish he’d thought of a goth horror inspired version. I’m sure the Sultan of Brunei would have taken one.

That spoiler adds at least 20 mph to the top speed! :star_struck::star_struck::star_struck:

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I’m hoping the trailer tent opens up something like this:

Night Pixel Art GIF by The LSD Hotel

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Wonder why he decided on the downgrade?

And where’s @mibby when you need him?

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Not bad but a little half hearted compared to this local conveyance.

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Been a while since Ferrari made a properly ugly car, but this fucker - the ‘new’ 849 - apparently hit its face on a lot of branches as it plummeted down out of the ugly tree…

It’s only a rework of the previous Stradale, but get this, they’ve decided to call it ‘Testarossa’ - yeah, poke it with a stick Ferrari, poke that cadaver, nice job!

…and make the press car banana yellow for for added WTF? …

Christ.

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Think they are taking the piss with the name surely, It’s fcking horrendous looking.

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That is fugly, you’d think they would know better :poop:

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It’s a yellowhead not a redhead and it needs squeezing until it pops. :nauseated_face:

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The lame attempt to reference the original Daytona with the headlight treatment…
The Rong name…
The colour of the press car…
The DGAF comes off it in waves.

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