Motoring horrors aka Edd wants

It’s got flames, it’s got a chattering skull, so unless it’s a Morris Marina, that is Wicked Kool, fool! :heart_eyes:

Nor petrol :smile:

hand sanitiser will not ignite without a flame and may also need a wick unless the pure alcohol is evaporating but will still need a source of ignition.

Edit: Sorry, that was not supposed to sound like a lecture. @chelseadave

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Why ? Just why ???

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Generically speaking you have three types of cunt: uber cunt, mahoosive cunt and stupid little cunt.

That is for the really stupid little cunt.

Obviously.

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Obviously :+1:

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Have you got one then? :grin:

No you mahoosive cunt @Jim. My medication means that I no longer really drive. I don’t think I’ve driven a car since last November. We do have an old shitbox Peugeot that we almost never use as everything we need is close by. It hasn’t moved for 3 1/2 weeks.

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What the fuck are BMW thinking…

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from the side

Thought it might be. A spoof, but no, it’s real. :sob::tired_face::confounded::face_vomiting:

I’m going to start a BMW body styling company to sell aftermarket fronts. =profit.

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Going for the Maserati basking whale look

2020 keeps on giving. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Meh. Never going to be buying a BMW 4 series so they can make it as ugly and overpriced as they like :smile:

That is horrific.

It’s like they forgot about the number plate.

Wow

Chris Bangle- “I’m going to design the most unfortunate looking BMWs in history.”

Domagoj Dukec “Hold my PCP”

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That#s got an arse modelled on a baboon!

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