My Advent Calendar -

[MJ2]

A surprise, presented to me just now by my long suffering wife -

Lucky me

[spacehopper]

Wait until she finds out you’ve bought another turntable

[MJ2]

Shhhh !! FFS !

[crimsondonkey]

Pfff, none of those contain records or tapes

[Jim]

I think I can guess what a lot of them do contain though…hic…

[Waxy]

A selection of health drinks for when you start you New Year fitness regime…?

[MJ2]

[Cambs13]

Might not be beer, it could be many containers of…

[freefallrob]

[Pilgrim]

I’m obviously doing something wrong.
Our daughters advent , my partners and finally , mine!

[murrayjohnson]

That’s poor. make them spend a night in the garden to re-consider.

[pmac]

@MJ2

I reckon it’s 29 dildos and 2 boxes of Kleenex

[MJ2]

Merely another form of entertainment.

[octh]

I was thinking an IKEA assemble-it-yourself, pieces numbered in order. DIY orders from SWMBO.

[Rob998]

29 bottles of Perlenbacher, 1 Christmas jumper, and an electric razor…

[Bolts]

I reckon Pontipines and Wottingers individually wrapped

[MJ2]

Apparently all of the bottles of X are from different breweries and I have no idea what the bigger boxes are.

[spacehopper]

That’ll be the various bit of your TT

[MJ2]

I have a perfectly functional and entirety adequate SL-7 at the moment, I’ll have you know.

[spacehopper]