New: Recommend a New Car or just moan about random cars šŸ™„

get a porsche

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Yes.
I’ve discovered this week that I no longer have the patience for the bullshit of MOTs etc.

Have you considered a nice Mazda RX-8?

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I think I may have mentioned ā€œreliableā€ :thinking:

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You’re just SO demanding, god… :roll_eyes:

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I. Know :wink:

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Octavia with DSG

Shortlisted.

Trabant Shooting Brake GTi Turbo RS Sport

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That’s it :+1:

Porsche Panamera

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A disiesel Porker ? Even I wouldn’t go that far :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Safety Porker anyone ???

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volvo V60 D3 Momentum auto avoid owt bigger than 17" wheels

Also on t’shortlist.

Actual lol :joy:

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Jackie took a photo of a Panamera parked horizontally across 5 or 6 spaces. I posted it on the pre-Armageddon AA. The Panamera seems to be the most cuntish safetycuntmobile available to the discerning Cunt who seeks to annoy the maximum number of normal folk by parking like a cunt.

I think…

After that review I may have to shortlist it.

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I don’t think I’ve every seen one moving. They are feckin’ mahoosive though, so if one were parked cuntishly on the ā€˜main drag’ in Thame we are talking carnage of the Tailbacks ā€œr Us variety. A tweed hat is obligatory driving a vehicle of this type, according to herself.

I have one of these at hand :+1:

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So you get 3 years without an MOT versus 2-2.5 years without an MOT. That doesn’t sound like a huge win.

VB

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