On becoming a hobbit

Mungo Bracegirdle of Hardbottle

ha perfectly suitsā€¦

me Longo Deepdelver

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Think I may have seen a few of your films :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I always think wet pole vaulter was my finest

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co-starring with Linda Lovelace-Bottoms?

Weā€™re related
Fosco Bramble of Willowbottom

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To be generally found at the Turtleā€™s Head inn.

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Orgulas Bulge of Hobbiton

:thinking:

Iā€™m - Borgulas Toadfoot
Kate is. - Rosie-Posie Proudneck of Tuckborough

Typical for her to have a posh hobbit name :joy:

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I think I preferred your Snydypants Bellendunder hill Oneupmonshire

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Iris Brandybuck of Buckland.

Fucking hobbit wank.

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Dudo Sandybanks of Frogmorton

Hairy feet, too.

We must be related Iā€™m Frosco Toadfoot.

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