Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

Glad everyone was OK Rob

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The wife’s Fiat 500 is brilliant in the snow.

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Our old K11 micra was unbelievably competent in snow. Never got stuck and I drove it in the very worst conditions.

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I’d dropped the subject, but Tristan asked.

ISWYDT :grin: :wink:.

Whether it is or isn’t depends fundamentally on the numbers. I could go into that, but it would involve me not stopping and I wouldn’t want to put lives at risk.

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Was actually less desirable as a place to live than Coventry and hence cheaper, apparently.

:pleading_face:

No, I frequent this pit of vipers voluntarily don’t I? As Marcellus Wallace said after happy fun bum time with zed and the gimp. ā€˜I’m pretty fucking far from OK’.

Meh.

We paid £36,500 for a 3-bed semi in June '86. An estate agent valued it and put it on the market for us at £99,500 in April or May '89. In the meantime construction of that bit of the M40 had begun in earnest.

Actually it was a great place to live. The pubs and restaurants were fine, it had Warwick Uni and Stratford nearby so there was entertainment and culture and it had a mainline railway station if you needed to go places. If you insisted on driving everywhere then it could be a bit inaccessible, but we didn’t. We went to Coventry only when we had to. It seemed grey and quite a lot of it was pretty grim.

Marsellus

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Oh fuck - glad she’s ok

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Thanks Mick, and Kev and Graeme.

Honestly, she had no chance, those roads were horrendous. As I was negotiating the very same road about 20 minutes later I had a really nasty moment as I approached a junction, at about 15 mph, changed down gears hoping to roll to a stop but it wasn’t going to happen, had to brake and just slid out half the cars length into the junction. Thank fuck there was nothing coming, And this in a virtually brand new car with presumably state of the art ABS & traction control. A 15 year old Aygo with Ditch-finder tyres, not a chance of avoiding what happened.

It’s been written off automatically, probably because the stated damage is too much of a percentage of the value of the car. It’s kind of a shame, the damage is nothing a few weekends effort couldn’t sort really, nothing seriously bent, but a lot of front end plastic needs replacing.

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Mechanical damage is a shame, damage to your daughter would be a tragedy.

You’ve both got off lightly, take that and move on mate.

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Yesterday my neighbours skoda octavia was parked outside his house
When an elderly gent in his freelander came up the road and blacked out and shoved his skoda 50 yds up the road …nobody hurt but he was concussed and taken to hospital.


from all accounts his blood sugar had dropped ,he has no recollection of the accident but he is ok ,…diabetic .

Oh yeah. You’re absolutely right. It’s only a car and apart from her being pretty shook up at the time she’s fine now. We had a great couple of hours afterwards doing the Falconry which helped calm her down a lot.

In fact she’s already been on Autotrader looking for a replacement. She fancies upgrading to a Yaris. In some ways she really is a little old lady in a 20 yo Goth body…

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Yep ,glad she,s ok rob.

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Glad she is okay. Shame about the car.

It is just a thing though.

Did you get to the falconry?

Yeah, we got there, the guy doing it was fantastic, really enthusiastic and you could tell he enjoyed sharing his knowledge. We got to fly & feed a barn owl, a Harris Hawk, a buzzard and he did a display with a Saker falcon which was amazing.

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We were supposed to take the nephews to one last year as a Christmas present. The falconer got fed up and walked out the day before.
Ended up with Julie and them doing one of them inflatable water assault course things instead. She found it all quite hard work, while the rest of the adults sat around with a brew thinking thank fuck we didn’t get roped in.

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If he really did black out then that’s a very long way down the ā€˜low blood sugar’ scale. Since he has no recollection of the accident it could be that he was conscious but too ā€˜confused and disorientated’ to keep control of the vehicle. Either way it’s lucky he didn’t do more serious harm to the vehicles, himself or, heaven forbid, someone else.

Most diabetics can tell from the way they feel more-or-less where their blood sugar is. Some can’t. There’s a requirement to test your sugar with a meter and rules about what the result has to be before you drive. I think all modern meters log the times and results of the tests. Between his doctor and the police a conclusion will be reached about whether to allow him to continue driving, assuming he wants to.

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