Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

Who the fuck would think this is ok? What a cunt.


Someone needs to do the tyres on that…


Maybe an elderly gentleman who broke down and has gone to telephone his local garage?

Or a cunt.


Or a still from a video ?

Like a glove.


Someone parked like a cunt on line of route yesterday. Got clipped by a passing lorry by the looks of things. The bloke’s face was a picture; on the telephone saying he can’t believe what’s happened…

It was tight to pass, actually. Accounting for the length of the bus, less than 20cm between bus and parked cars…:sunglasses:

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If you come round Queens Square a tad too quick :slight_smile:

They really should paint them in bright colours so that drivers can spot them :roll_eyes:


No funny pictures, but the road outside our house seems to be getting worse and worse.

It’s straight, mostly parked on both sides so quite narrow, and despite having a 20 mph limit some people still drive like absolute tools down it. Particularly at night.

You only have to misjudge it slightly and you’ve driven up the arse of a parked car.

A couple weeks ago something hit a new model Defender so hard that it tore the driver’s side rear wheel clean off, pushed it ~3 feet onto the pavement, and trashed the Audi it was parked next to.

Sunday night I woke with a start to a crashing sound which I thought was something falling over in the house. I got up and looked around but couldn’t find anything.

Judging by the amount of broken “car plastic” in the morning it was another crash.

This morning, same place as the Defender, trashed Mini and trashed VW Tiguan that it had been pushed into.

I don’t know what’s going on. Maybe the scourge of laughing gas.

This is nuts. Absolutely nothing the driver could have done to avoid it. Amazingly there was only minor injuries to the Kia, no one seriously hurt or I wouldn’t post it. Cars are so much safer now.

Tire pops off truck, causes car to flip on Chatsworth freeway - YouTube

Not so the truck driver tho. Wheels don’t fly off like that unless something is very wrong. Cunt. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

And it didn’t look like he was about to stop.

Someone slipped the nuts on before releasing the jack then forgot to tighten them.

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