The pickup it collided with is still driving around the island.
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And sober?
No idea, don’t know what happened other than it was a head on crash on a straight road with no visibility issues. No doubt I’ll find out more at some point.
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Was he half-cut?
He felt the force of lawn order.
Who grassed?
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No Mow May hangover
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On my drive back from the Midlands on Friday, I was on a big dual carriageway in crawling traffic.
Some dude in a car comes from the opposite carriageway at a turning point, doing a (legal) U-turn, and he just didn’t stop to give way to the traffic he was joining.
The Luton van in front of me was doing maybe 10-15 mph, and took off the whole front bumper of the car. Had he been about 15 seconds later the car would probably have careered into me. How do people actually make that kind of driving mistake?
(I did stop and offer my services as a witness, as I saw exactly what happened and have a dash cam. The van driver said it wasn’t necessary as he had multiple cameras, but we did share a few moments of bemusement at the dude’s stupidity.)
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To be fair, that car has probably been around since before the creation of car parks.
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Perhaps Noddy and Big Ears had to dash to the toilet
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Plenty of those around here too.
Always driven by a skinny blonde woman transporting a single tiny child.
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As someone just pointed out, imagine the furore from the media if it had been an electric SUV.
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