Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

Fuck it; take all the spaces! :sweat_smile:

Some people should not be allowed out.

This is the entrance to a back lane giving access to residents’ parking and garages.

Plenty of space behind:

Hopefully the bin lorry is due tomorrow morning and takes half the front end off.

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The entrance to our car park:

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More interestingly, who specs a car in custard-vomit yellow?

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Maybe he’s Dutch :man_shrugging:

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Me!

(It was the only one they had, and the 4x4 was discontinued)

So you didn’t actually spec it….

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And it’s not yellow.

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Well suited to visit NL soccer matches.

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“bare this in mind” :man_facepalming:

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Yep, that caused an Inspector Dreyfus style twitch to my eye too.

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The other day on a busy road near a school, I noticed a person pressing the button at the Pedestrian Crossing.

I know that they change almost immediately so was preparing to stop.

Not just one, but two cunts decided to pass me. They ran the red light. The second one was worse as they hesitated. They could have stopped.

Pedestrian already on the crossing at that point didn’t seem to notice.

In Croydon, life is cheap :cry: