One for fans of alternative propulsionâŚ
Loving the massive open propellor. The evil genius will be slicing and dicing everywhere he goes.
Nobody will walk\drive\ride too close. 
Donât give me ideas 
Did you morph into a shapeshifter to get out?
National Highways said that cleaning it up took a lot of guts from their crew, but they had their hearts in it and didnât feel liverish afterwards.
And then thereâs this shitweaselâŚ
No room for a push/wheel chair (wall bows a bit).
Cunt plate and all.
I canât help but feel that the lack of consequences for such parking is related to keyless entry and people not carrying a deterrent.
My front door key is one of those laser cut Yale jobbies, really digs in deep to the paintwork
Literally a few minutes after picking my bike up from its major service this happened
Dark and pissing down when I picked it up. Came off of a roundabout where there is a bus bay just off of it below a hill. A car coming there other way so I instinctively moved over to the left of the road slightly. Hit a reservation between the bus bay and the road. The reservation is missing the bollard. Just didnât see it until it was too late.
This is a similar bus bay further up the road.
Oof! Are you ok?
Yeah luckily I stayed on the bike. Could have been a lot worse. Despite the damage , I wasnât going very fast , 15 mph maybe.
Saw your post on FB.
Itâs worth checking on fixmystreet, if the defect was reported before your incident you may have some chance of making a claim.
Thanks. Will look at that