Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

https://youtube.com/shorts/cePtGCHj78E?si=R1Om4EgMxzQ64hYv

3 Likes

https://x.com/celtic_jaime/status/2010844375266242638?s=20

One for @rmsshipbroker to try

5 Likes

One for fans of alternative propulsion…

Loving the massive open propellor. The evil genius will be slicing and dicing everywhere he goes.

1 Like

Nobody will walk\drive\ride too close. :sweat_smile:

Don’t give me ideas :laughing:

1 Like

This was how someone parked next to me just now.

5 Likes

Did you morph into a shapeshifter to get out?

1 Like

National Highways said that cleaning it up took a lot of guts from their crew, but they had their hearts in it and didn’t feel liverish afterwards.

7 Likes

Walking through Thanet shopping centre car park today and clocked this moron. 4 fucking spaces :roll_eyes:

7 Likes

And then there’s this shitweasel…

No room for a push/wheel chair (wall bows a bit).
Cunt plate and all.

4 Likes

I can’t help but feel that the lack of consequences for such parking is related to keyless entry and people not carrying a deterrent.

My front door key is one of those laser cut Yale jobbies, really digs in deep to the paintwork

Literally a few minutes after picking my bike up from its major service this happened

Dark and pissing down when I picked it up. Came off of a roundabout where there is a bus bay just off of it below a hill. A car coming there other way so I instinctively moved over to the left of the road slightly. Hit a reservation between the bus bay and the road. The reservation is missing the bollard. Just didn’t see it until it was too late.



This is a similar bus bay further up the road.

3 Likes

Oof! Are you ok?

Yeah luckily I stayed on the bike. Could have been a lot worse. Despite the damage , I wasn’t going very fast , 15 mph maybe.

8 Likes

Saw your post on FB.
It’s worth checking on fixmystreet, if the defect was reported before your incident you may have some chance of making a claim.

5 Likes

Thanks. Will look at that