That’ll teach her…
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I think Hoops might be too nice a person for this mission. If only there were a complete cunch of bunts he knew…
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Good one tractor boy 
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TBF he did walk the last two yards to the kerb.
Did you catch the culprit ?
To be frank, that bike does look well dodgy.
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Reminds me of my Honda express / puch maxi from back in my biker days
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Prolly belongs to @Mrs_Maureen_OPinion 's Mrs…
It’s Uber’s take on a dockless electric bike.
There are hundreds of them abandoned around here from several competing schemes. Red ones, green ones etc.
Wonder if it would make it to Plymouth and back?
Depends what part of Plymouth you started in
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‘Crane overturns’. Like it just did it itself. With no-one involved. Much as no-one, in the picture, seems to be involved in picking the bits of concrete up, or righting the wreckage, or generally getting the country’s busiest motorway cleared at the busiest time of the whole week. If I had my way with ‘accidents’ above a certain magnitude (e.g. this one) the Secretary of State for Transport would have to be helicoptered to the scene and forced to stand there in his vest and pants until the traffic was flowing again. He/she would then be allowed to sue the driver/company responsible for compensation.
VB
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They will have to wait for daylight tomorrow for someone with a Level 12 NEBOSH Certificate to do a full H&S risk assesment before they can get a broom out and start sweeping up.
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This is why I choose to be self-employed.
VB
Hopefully not as a crane driver 
Operator 
Wouldn’t be allowed. Insulin-dependent diabetics are restricted in terms of the driving licences they can hold, and are reviewed every 3 years for any licence. These days I don’t drive all that much. But so far I’ve always driven in a way that’s meant I’ve never collided with anything at speed.
VB
So you’re the slow old fart getting in everyone’s way 