Oh dear… hope he insured it before he smashed it
Can you get insurance for being a ‘silly cunt’?
At an appropriate premium, yes you can.
He could have done it in half the time if he had learn’t to park like a cunt.
This wins on the grounds of hardly any cars on the road in 73,so no excuse for shit parking.
Drive In cinema , the only banjo player in richmond?
When a citroen c4 diesel has wider tyres, similar brakes and loads of safety features, not to mention being fwd, I think most of us would get a shock in a 90s performance car. My wife’s 1994 primera egt had 150bhp and a reputation for trying to turn round on its own. A cozzy is going to be much more of a handful
Great fun though 
That is fucking mental.
More topical.
In the US, to be fair (I guess it’s panic buying following the pipeline failure).
Over there being without your car is a deprivation second only to being without air to breathe. And given that you have a leaky bag of highly-volatile intoxicants/narcotics (in the literal sense) in the back of the vehicle it’ll not be long before the air you do have will be unbreathable.
Depending on the race of the poster the “We exist as a race …” line is a bit edgy. There is a view in at least some parts of the US that people of Asian extraction are poor drivers, leading to the accusation of “Driving while Asian” as an explanation of the bad practices of other road users. I’ve heard a member of my sister-in-law’s family use it.
VB
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All well and good and I don’t disagree with a word of what you say but I’m still wondering why the fuckwit can’t just buy a petrol can? I’ve never been in a petrol station that doesn’t sell them.
I agree. Except there’s a panic on. If, after hours queuing, you get to the front of the line and the station still has gas, but the thousands before you have bought all the petrol cans, then you should just give up and go home (if you’ve got enough petrol).
VB
If you look through the comments, the video is from 2019. If you remember, 2019 was the year of the great petrol can shortage.