Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)


#162

Engage reverse gear and…


#163

The unnamed person, thought to be a student, performed the parking blunder in Falmouth, Cornwall, at around 23:20 GMT on Saturday night.

Oh dear.


#164

http://www.mayonews.ie/news/31187-drunk-farmer-drove-tractor-onto-car-s-roof


#165

Somehow missed this one last month:


#166

#167

Excellent, 4 wheel drive but still only 4 wheel brakes :rofl:


#168

Is it trying to get in the water or out?


#169

Hard to say. Possibly neither. Perhaps the cunt has ignored the “Private. No Parking” sign and opted to park in the river. It is a well known fact that the arrogance of your average Range Rover driver knows no bounds.


#170

Lancaster Terrace. Today. Unhappy mix of C-class Merc, Christmas spirit, and an excess of parking cuntery.


#171

Has to be a Premier league player to take a dive like that.


#172

Going to need a bit of T- cut…


#173

The cost of recovery and repair was probably cheaper than the local parking tariff for an hour.


#174

Water of Leith, Boxing Day


#175

Park like a punt?

Hat/coat deployed


#176

Bad day at the airport for Lord Ashcroft’s Falcon…


#177

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#179

“accidentally reversed” - ffs, it’s so easy to miss that you’re going backwards rather than forwards, isn’t it :roll_eyes:


#180

It’s the fucking speed he was ‘accidently reversing’ that got me


#181

And the fact that clipping another vehicle on the way to his final destination didn’t alert him to the possibility that something might be not quite right.

VB