Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)

Nope BMW driver loses in any scenario for BMW reasons.

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I suspect either driver’s genitalia would fit in the gap.

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Does this count as bad parking? :rofl:

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Saw something similar around here a few years ago. RR trying to get up a snowy hill and failing miserably. A 2CV came along and made it no problem

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We saw it a few years ago after shovelling the snow off of a couple of hundred yards of hill outside father-in-laws. Evoque just spun all his wheels up and went nowhere except a bit sideways. Wifey plodded up in here I30 auto quite easily.

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Twas ever thus. I remember my dad coming home laughing one snowy day because his old Fiat Panda made it up the hill we lived at the bottom of, overtaking a Jag that was spinning its wheels at the side of the road.

All suffering from fat inappropriate tyres (and heavy footed POWAH driving)

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My E reg Fiat Panda (1987 and my first) was epic in the snow, 135 tyres made it easy work.


Two days after an ambulance couldn’t get through to the field to a kid who dislocated their knee.

Spotted in Tescos car park just now…

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:grimacing:

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Why didn’t I buy a green car?

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Perfect private plate for a kinky couple

There’s a couple down my way with…
M15DOM and
A8USE

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What’s their other car? P3ADO?

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The owner told the coastguard he had “parked it up and it slipped into the sea”.

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BMW…