Nope BMW driver loses in any scenario for BMW reasons.
I suspect either driver’s genitalia would fit in the gap.
Does this count as bad parking?
Saw something similar around here a few years ago. RR trying to get up a snowy hill and failing miserably. A 2CV came along and made it no problem
We saw it a few years ago after shovelling the snow off of a couple of hundred yards of hill outside father-in-laws. Evoque just spun all his wheels up and went nowhere except a bit sideways. Wifey plodded up in here I30 auto quite easily.
Twas ever thus. I remember my dad coming home laughing one snowy day because his old Fiat Panda made it up the hill we lived at the bottom of, overtaking a Jag that was spinning its wheels at the side of the road.
All suffering from fat inappropriate tyres (and heavy footed POWAH driving)
My E reg Fiat Panda (1987 and my first) was epic in the snow, 135 tyres made it easy work.
There’s a couple down my way with…
M15DOM and
A8USE
What’s their other car? P3ADO?
BMW…