Pick me an awful car

Cars
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Losing the company Astra but will get use of the van.

This means I need a sensible, practical car that does excellent mpg.

But since I don’t need to commute in it I fancy something that can only lead to regret and destitution.

£2-5k budget.

Something either small and fast(ish):

Or colossal:

Weird Japanese imports also appeal. Nothing over 30mpg please.

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Mercedes CL600. Massive electrical failure and bills almost guaranteed.

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Oh I love those. But @coco has banned Mercedes.

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Bah, only the puny CL500 is currently available

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:heart_eyes:

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InB4 LS400.

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No shortage of them, also like the S class.

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Not 2+5k, £2000.00 to £5000.00.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Crown-Athlete-V-Fresh-import-JDM-DRIFT-VIP-GRADE-4/283205385522?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D25a976e8027c4c45aef27580e7ccd7b7%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D153166527852%26itm%3D283205385522&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A5d855164-dc81-11e8-83fb-74dbd180b788|parentrq%3Ac6a346c11660a860b5176e91fffb956a|iid%3A1

:heart_eyes:

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I love looking at stupid cars on Autotrader. It’s a great passtime.

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Close :unamused:

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Probably too reliable for you. 2006 Honda Legend 3.5 i-VTEC V6 EX 4dr 59,000 miles

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Have sold a ton of shit on eBay, old consoles and the like plus the sp10, oh and the Eames chair I found in a charity shop :smiley: passtime becomes reality, what’s the worst that could happen?

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Destiny.

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All Italian cars are banned unless Maserati.

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Be REALLY careful with cheap Rolls/Bentley. The running and servicing costs can be VERY high. Think £5 - 10k per year to really keep one up together. If you can’t afford this, stay away.

Experience speaks. :disappointed_relieved:

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