Did you sit on it? 
His mate smuggled it
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In his arse cheeks? Ewww
Mmmmm. I like my cured meats musty, butâŚ
Charcuterie makes me moist.
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Good that you havenât shown the top in the pic - Iâll assume itâs a teacakeâŚ
âŚif it was a HCB, i would need to delete it until next Easter
Mince pies come next 
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I hope you used this on themâŚ
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Think it was Anchor never tried kerrygold
WhoooooooshâŚ
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Need to make more muffins first having tried some of Mrs VBâs finest last weekend. 
That is 1/4 pound of pure blasphemy there. Unsalted Kerrygold??? 
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Bugger, I missed them!
I expect they were in the safe, to satisfy the insurance company.
you might find it strange, but I actually dont like desserts that much. Give me a plank of cheese and biscuits any timeâŚ
Crack Cocaine for Strayans 
Moroccan goat menouhi
Cassolita (caremelised onions, squash, almonds and spices)
Grated cucumber salad with olives (Apple cider vinegar, salt, oregano)
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What is?