Does she make teddies too?
No, just wears them 
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Shouldnât you be eating vast quantities of meat or something? 
Me? Maybe later, but doubt it. Iâm at a wedding today with apparently 430 guests, Iâm not holding out much hope for any of the food to be much cop tbh. Could be the mother of all buffets⌠
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last night, roast rib of beef carved at the table and all the trimmings
the dripping roasted potatoes were particularly good
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Is that the uni canteen or were you at your club ?
VB
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Simpsons in the Strand
Why is there a rasher of bacon on your plate?
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Proper pork scratchings??? Blisteringly hot as theyâve just come out of the ovenâŚDroolâŚ
Not hot, but deffo freshly done today.
Burger king Woolwich?
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Sausage and mash, made with Calnan Bros made sausages.
Proper !
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Couldnât you get any Richmond skinless?
Sold out 
You need to get in quick 
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I went to school with a lad who lived 80m from me who would only eat Walls sausages, Heinz baked beans and chips, every fucking day for tea. And I mean every day of his life until 16 when he went into the Army.
Mind, I used to work with a guy who would only drink Coca Cola and eat KFC or fried chicken, pork pies, crap sausages or burgers. No greens at all and only white sliced bread or chips. He ate sweets and cakes most of the day. When he travelled on business, he ate McDonalds only. He was type 2 diabetic then didnât change his lifestyle and became type 1. Wonât make 50, he is early 30s.
I knew a guy the same, he was a lorry driver and told me that his ideal diet would be egg, chips and beans 3 times a day. His company sent him to Ethiopia to drive a crane from Addis Ababa to a port on the Red Sea coast, he wasnât impressed with the food
Iâm issuing a gale warning for East London & Essex. 
