They’re lovely*
You’ve managed to clash hideously with possibly the nastiest bit of Axminster to survive outside of a 1970’s Indian Restaurant.
*
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Funnily, it reminded me of the tiled floor in your WC with the misaligned toilet. 
EDIT: Yes, I have been looking through your windows while you were on holiday.
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Nup, nothing like it. Insufficiently brown.
And the toilet isn’t misaligned…
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I’d tell you to complain to the Edwardian builder, but he’s either dead, or on holidays (or both I suppose).
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Don’t let that drip on the carpet, or your shoes for God’s sake. Innocent bystanders could have their retinas scorched by the fallout.
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why does morticia keep winking at me? she appears to be about 70. This is a weird place, that cooks fish brilliantly
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Chernobylsinthe ?
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Garnish ?
Very very very long shot, ask her if she used to run The Snow drop in Lewes.
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Most punters seem to have vanished
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She’s got Sodders in the cellar waiting to fillet him.
they didn’t actually arrive, about 5 tables occupied out of 20
Good luck
food was great, service, atmosphere and decor was eccentric and quirky
Your shoes fitted right in, probaly saved you
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Kurt, from Uzbekistan, which are sour, salty cheesey balls.
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